Tonight, as I was playing and enjoying my toys, I had an unpleasant surprise. My favorite vibrator died. It was a magenta and pearly rose Layaspot that I have had for almost 5 years now. It served me faithfully and reliably until now. It will be somehow missed.

At first, I thought that the new type of batteries I put in recently were too cheap and that they died really quickly. And yet, I knew from experience that dying batteries did not just stop working from full force to nothing… I could hear a very faint buzz and the red light beneath the push buttons was still on. Odd.

I had two options to test what the trouble was. The first one was to try new batteries in and the second one was to try the batteries in another vibrator. I tried the batteries in a second vibrator and everything worked perfectly well. So I looked sadly at my loyal Layaspot, and put it in the sex toy recycling box along with the silicone Epicurean Rose. 

However, the main disappointment I had tonight was that I had to interrupt a nice orgasm to get another vibe. I was too lazy to finish by hand. So I took the vibrator with the inserted batteries, my vanilla and baby blue Layaspot to get the job done.

Yes, yes. I had two. Yes, call me crazy, call me a freak, but I had a second vibrator in stock just in case. I had a feeling that this would happen one day or another and I had taken steps to make sure that the death of my Layaspot would not catch me off guard. And it did not.

And yet, I am pretty sure I began to use the pink Layaspot mercilessly since I knew I had a back up one. In that case, I am mostly responsible for the untimely death of this toy. Oh well, that’s just too bad that the only thing I will be missing is that pretty pink color.

I’ll just have to make friends with the blue one now… Like now.

Kynky Kytty